Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
Hawking's Bad Influence
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! It's funny because Stephen Hawking was a wheelchair user, and the joke plays on the stereotype that you should always look both ways before crossing the road. But Hawking, because of his condition, could only look one way, get it? I bet you didn't, you dummy!
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Anonymous
And that's only because the chicken is on holiday.