What's the fastest way to get to the hospital? Stand in the middle of the road.
Fastest Route to a Hospital
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. You're probably one of those boneheads who jaywalks all the time. Newsflash: cars are bigger than you. If you wanna end up in the ER real quick, just waltz into traffic. Bam! Instant ambulance ride. But hey, maybe use a crosswalk so the bear doesn't get in trouble.