I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
Health and safety tips: looking at your hairline is hazardous, for your best interest please look away.
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
Everyone, just as a warning, stay AWAY from Akeld!
