Red Dot Jokes

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!

be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means there recording.

Why do Indians have a red dot on their head

because there recording

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

how do you make a Indian explode?

you press the red dot

If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

guy talking to an Indian therapist

he had a red dot and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said

"I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle"

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!

What's an indians favorite store?

Red dot

I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.

When I was younger i went to an indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the Cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly". So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.

How to become a monkey

Put a red dot on your forehead

how much curry can an indian eat? untill his red dot explodes

I just went to India and thought why do they have so many sniper hitmen turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser