Christmas Tree Ban

  • Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

    Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, dummy! They don't allow Christmas trees in mental hospitals because "hanging ornaments" is a double entendre. It also suggests people might commit suicide by hanging themselves. See? That's dark because your future is.

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