why did the kid cross the road because he wasn't wearing his seat beltđ
True fact: school shooters arenât dangerous to you if your the school shooter
Today Iâm attaching a light to the ceiling, but Iâm afraid Iâll probably screw it up.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. âThat's my stepladder,â he said. "I never knew my real ladder.â
Whatâs worse than running with scissors? Scissoring With the runs
Whatâs the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
how to make a baby make funny faces Put it feet first in a blender
2 hunter are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and and hunter #1 dials 911. Operator: "911 what's your emergency?" Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods fell asleep." Operator: "Check if he's / she's (not assuming genders) dead." *Operator hears a distant gunshot* Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
what was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
bullets
my friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldnât steal anything.
When I found out that my toaster wasnât waterproof, I was shocked.
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
whats the difference between a trampoline and a child
you take ur shoes of before jumping on the trampoline
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didnât wear a seatbelt.
Q:Why did the baby cross the road?
A:it wasn't in its car seat
