Rose jokes

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.

The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"

The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."

The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.

"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.

I wank over Rose Watson.

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.