Rose jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."