Rose jokes

Dear Hearing People,

We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Roses are red,

my life is a disaster,

the children are fast,

but the combine is F A S T E R!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.