Rose jokes

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.