Rose jokes

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

Roses are red, My heart, my heart is dead. I have a gun straight to my head.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

A father is talking to his three kids.

Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?

Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.

Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?

Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.

Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!

Dad: Oh hey, Brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red.

I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

Roses are blue, violets are blue.

What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.