Rose jokes

Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”

Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Dear Hearing People,

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Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

These jokes are old, come up with something new!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL