Rose jokes
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.