Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Mike Pence's Hair
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Listen up, buttercup! This joke says Mike Pence's hair is made of glue. It's funny 'cause, like, imagine having hair made of glue? It'd be sticky and weird. You probably eat glue, judging by your joke-writing skills.