Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
what's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
a frog in a blender
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F---ing blue!
What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I'd strangle
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple My arms...
What's red and green and go's 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender....
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
What’s red and very rare ?
a baby in a blinder
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb
