Roses are red,my name is Dan,I have a gun,GET IN THE VAN!

what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple Not F—ing blue!

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!

a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I’d get in the van if I where you…

Roses are red Violets are blue Once I’n done choking you You will be too.

A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked. The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said.

The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop…”

What’s black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.

Roses are red My soul is black I am never getting My dad back

The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

What’s both red, white and sometimes purple My arms…

Roses are red, I dont know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

what’s green then red all over and goes 100mph?

a frog in a blender

What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker

roses are red, violates are blue, i don’t know why i am still alive for you

What’s red and bad for your teeth? – A brick.

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs

the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.