I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
So a kid walks in the house and says: " mommy, mommy, I found daddy". And the mother says: " stop digging around in the garden, and let you Father rest in peace.
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!” MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?
Brother; because their beautiful!
Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't.
Brother:......
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
I was digging a hole in the garden untill i found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered i was digging a hole in the garden.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
If I had a garden I would Put your tulips against My tulips.....🌷
When you’re walking through the garden section at Walmart and you hear your grandpa screaming “They’re in the fucking trees!”
So I was digging up in the garden and I found some treasure I was gunna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
