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Cinder Block Cow

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

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Alright listen up, smarty pants! So, like, there's this pattern where the cows are named after flowers and flowers fall on their heads. But the last cow? It just moos some gibberish, right? And Momma Cow, she's had it up to HERE with the flower game, so she just calls the poor thing 'Cinder block'. It's funny because it's so random and outta left field. And also, based on the cinder block thing, you have rocks for brains, LOL!

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