Rose jokes
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Roses are tree.
I shoved a battery up my butt.
Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.
A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.
At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.
Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"
Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.
The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"
The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Roses are red, just like your lips.
Mountains are big, just like your tits.
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.