Rose jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead because of you.

Actually, not because of you... because of your face.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.

Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.

Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Roses are red, oranges are orange.

Get a life, quit watching porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?