Rose jokes

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!

Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.

Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

Roses are red,

Lilies are white,

One race ends up dead

And the other ends up bright.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.