Rose jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

My heart is dead.

I’m such a fool.

Why did I fall for you?

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

Roses are red,

romance is dead,

every day I suffer from existential dread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.