Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red Violets are blue I know a pedophile And he says he knows you
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the third ones for you
roses are red vilets are blue i toke a poo and it smelt like u
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
