Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Rose Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
