Rose jokes
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Roses are red, I reload fast...
I'm gonna pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.