Rose Jokes

Roses are red violets are blue old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun, This news, family neuters furry son

Roses are red Violet are blue ur dad bought you

There are 5 cows in a field 1 of them is the mom the rest are kids one of the kids walked up to the mom and asked why am I named Daisy and then a daisy fell on her head, The 2econt cow came up to the mom and asked why am I named rose and then a rose fell on her head, then the 3rd cow said why am I named violet then a violet fell on her head then the 4th cow walked up and said merrrbere then the mom said shutup sinderblock

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roses or red voilets are blue the childern are fast but elmo is faster bow down to your master

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Roses are red violets are blue in the middle of the day give me money you!

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... He just red ringed, and rose up to Game Stop

If they’re short and called rose and born in June they’re emo

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

Roses are white,violets are white,everything is white I’m rasicts

Roses are blue violets are blue

What ohh shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head". The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head". The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"