Rose jokes

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

A small, nervous woman steps into a hotel elevator in Las Vegas.

At the next floor, three large, burly men step in. The woman is immediately intimidated and clutches her purse tightly.

Suddenly, one of the men says in a deep voice: "Hit the floor!"

Terrified that she is about to be robbed, the woman drops her bags and collapses face down onto the floor of the elevator, cowering in fear.

The men burst out laughing and help the bewildered woman up. The speaker apologizes profusely and says: "No, ma'am, I meant hit the button for our floor!"

The next morning, the woman receives a massive bouquet of roses and has her entire hotel bill paid for. Attached is a note that says: "Thanks for the best laugh I've had in years."

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.