Rose jokes

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.

Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!