Rose jokes

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!