Rose jokes

One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.

Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I know a pedophile,

And he says he knows you.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.

Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.

Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Roses are red, I am very cool, You, on the other hand, Need to drown yourself in a pool.

Roses are red, I have a confession:

A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

Roses are red,

foxes are red,

I like your butt, let me touch it forever.

Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

Roses are red.

I smell burnt toast.