Hawking's Xbox

Listen up, nimrod. So, Stephen Hawking, right? Dude was, like, super smart but also super physically disabled. An "Xbox red ring" is when the console totally breaks down. The joke is that Hawking "red ringed" which means he died, but since he's Stephen Hawking, he "rose up" to GameStop to get a new body. Get it? Probably not, you walnut.