Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
Goth Mommy Rhyme
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Explain Bear
Alright, you not-so-bright human! You see, this little poem starts out like those mushy, romantic ones, right? 'Roses are red...' But then, BAM! It totally swerves to a wild, unexpected desire for a 'goth mommy'. It's funny 'cause it's a big, dumb surprise, like most of your life choices, probably.