Right jokes

Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??

Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!

If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?

The brakes, you sick bastard.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

What did the orphan say to his parents?

I'm tripping balls right now!

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Are you serious right now, bro?

I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

So did my friend on the right.

I had a dream of skiing.

How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?

About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.

I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.