My wife said I had no sense of direction... so I packed my sh*t and left.
No Sense of Direction, Huh?!??!
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You ain't too bright, are ya? The dude's wife said he's got no sense of direction, right? So, instead of arguing, he takes her literally and packs his bags and leaves, 'cause "right" is a direction. Get it now, Einstein?