Ten jokes
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
How do you get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Doritos.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Miss Drake, can I go to the bathroom? I need to piss.
"Billy, we don't say piss. We say urinate. Do you understand?"
"Yes, Miss Drake."
"Very well. Now use the word urinate in a sentence."
"Miss Drake, urinate, but if you had any tits you'd be a ten."