friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
Girls are like math if there under ten then you use your fingers
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 789 well 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
Why did ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11
So we all know why 6 was afraid of seven; because it eight nine, But why was ten scared? it was in between 9/11.
Why did ten die? It was between 9/11.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept. I can't say the next one because I have a huit allergy.
why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 so what was 10😱 scar of because him was in the middle of 9 11
if 789 why was ten scared? ...... be cause he was between 911
Why don't romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
whats the difference between McDonald's and a priest
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
