Armpit jokes

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

My Indian wife said last night if her fanny would taste like vindaloo curry, I said I've smelt your fucking armpits, you've got no chance.

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...