Restaurant jokes
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man. When I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
Where is Freshfry?
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.