Restaurant jokes
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
How was your day, Freshfry?
cane sauce
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"