Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
buy KFC or else
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
where does the keyboard go to dinner the space bar
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
