Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, “It’s none of your business about the men I please!”
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu you get what you deserve!
yo’mama sometimes always happens to let you know you’re back in New York – like the way people order in a restaurant: ‘Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What’s the matter with you? I’ve evolved into another species here, you understand? I can’t eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?’
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see “hot dog” but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
5 people went to a store the ask for a menu”the waitress said”I will be right back.
I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu… If you know what I mean;)
Have you heard of the restaurant karma There is no menu because you only get what you deserve