Puns

Scarab

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

Man

Anonymous

Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, “It’s none of your business about the men I please!”

People

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu you get what you deserve!

Jesus

Eva

yo’mama sometimes always happens to let you know you’re back in New York – like the way people order in a restaurant: ‘Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What’s the matter with you? I’ve evolved into another species here, you understand? I can’t eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?’

America

Anonymous

One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see “hot dog” but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."

Sister

Anonymous

5 people went to a store the ask for a menu”the waitress said”I will be right back.

Means

Anonymous

I love going g to Hooters and looking at the menu… If you know what I mean;)

Restaurant

Caio

Have you heard of the restaurant karma There is no menu because you only get what you deserve

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