Menu jokes
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
W car from drift hunters? also its the beginner car but i got max upgrades , im trying to save up to get the 90k gtr - r34 or gtr - 35
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny."
"It's a strip steak, sir."
"At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
Buy KFC or else.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".