If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
What’s a cannibals favourite takeaway shop
The orphanage
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? SPARERIBS
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
"Waiter, my steak is too skinny." "It's a strip steak, sir." "At these prices, it should not only strip, but sing and dance too!"
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
buy KFC or else
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
where does the keyboard go to dinner the space bar
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say bleach.
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant I asked the waiter "People under 12 eat free right" the water confirmed that yes people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "but I'm 13.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
