Restaurant jokes
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Def all moms lol
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
How was your day, Freshfry?
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.