Restaurant jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Her: Eat my ass!

Me: Yes, chef!

After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,

Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"

How was your day, Freshfry?

When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."

What do you call an angry Panera Bread?

Panera slapped!

What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?

Panera Wedged.

What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?

Panera Hair.

What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?

Panera bait.

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?

They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.

Beef beef beef?

TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD

Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.

Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?

Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!

Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.

What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?

Thank a Roo.