Restaurant jokes
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
it's a fnac ref
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call a guy with a big dick that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D's.
"Mitchnite burger."
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
I'm hungry.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.