Restaurant jokes
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.