Restaurant jokes

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".

What do you call a pickle sandwich?

A Big Mac!

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?

Panera Wedged.

What do you call an angry Panera Bread?

Panera slapped!

What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?

Panera Hair.

What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?

Panera bait.

What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?

Panera fled.

What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.

How was your day, Freshfry?

Her: Eat my ass!

Me: Yes, chef!

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.