Restaurant jokes
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
Memes
Def all moms lol
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
How was your day, Freshfry?
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.