Restaurant jokes
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
Memes
Def all moms lol
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
How was your day, Freshfry?
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?