Restaurant jokes
Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Memes
Def all moms lol
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
How was your day, Freshfry?
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.