My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone-Appetit!
Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What’s the only thing with 4 legs Asians don’t eat? A table
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.