My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Your at your girlfriends house for a family dinner. Your GF says, " Daddy please pass me the salt." when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Can Orphans go to a Family Restaurant?
Where do rabbits eat breakfast? -- IHOP.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs, and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: "Super cauliflower, eggs, but cheese was quite atrocious." (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? Neither one of them, they eat out
y cant orphans eat at a fam restrant
bc ther is no fam
Why did the student cannibal rush to the cafeteria? He wanted to eat ahead of the others.
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers? Me: No, but i`ll arm wrestle you for the bill.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T Bellies
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Q: What is a Mexicans favorite restaurant??
A: On the border
I ate the last of my Egyptian food and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
