Restaurant jokes
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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There is a man and a woman on a date.
The woman asked what kind of things do you love?
The table starts to lift up on the man's side and the man says sorry.
What did the Nazi order from Wendy's?
Two number NEINs.
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.