Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
what do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I'm sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies "Nine"
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
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