Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…
If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
Sadness Jokes
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
what do you call a dog with no legs?
It don’t matter what you call it. It ain’t coming.
A doctor walks up to a dying man and sadly says: "I’m sorry, the test shows you only have 10 more to live." The man says " 10!? 10 what!? Years? Weeks? Days? What?!!?" The doctor calmly replies “Nine”
Why did the chicken go to KFC… to visit his family
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
Its sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as- wild dogs
Why hasn’t my dad come back? No seriously I’m not joking
what do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you’ll love. anyway…
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said “sure just dont look up”. He looked up and said " woah what are those?". She replied " those are just headlights." He looked down and said “what is that?” She said that’s just a bush." The next day mommy wasnt home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said “okay but don’t look up.” He looked up and said “woah what is that?” His papa replied “that’s just a snake.” Later that night he asked to sleep with his parents. They said “okay just dont look under the covers.” After a while he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed “mom turn on the headlights the snake is in the Bush!!”
I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions
Onions was a good dogWhat’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree
To bad he left him hanging
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped