A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
Why is a tomato red. Because it saw the ranch dressing
Q:what did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy. A:hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch
Why boys feel safe at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch? Ronald McDonald's don't put his meat between boy's buns
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday stays three days and leaves on Friday how is this possible
a girl named ranch went to the store, and stayed there why? because she was ranched ;)
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the neverland ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday. But, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
We were at a restaurant today and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch. I asked, "what do they raise there? Sea horses?"
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Waiter says "Sir we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it"
I guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole time then the Ranchers wife walks in .The Hunter says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(harsh raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.The Hunter says “Nice”,then Rancher said show em yer peker now.She agreed and whipped out a 13 in Johny .Dazed and confused the Hunter says “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
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Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door-------------------------he was dressing
