Restaurant jokes

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One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,

"What part of the dog did you get?"

My favorite sex position is the McDonald's.

Ba da ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it!

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.

When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

In heaven, an angel asks him why.

“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

What's the darkest point in the universe?

The inside of a KFC.

Curry.

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.