Restaurant jokes

Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.

I made that one up.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone-appetit!

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.

Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?

Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.

Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

You walk into a McDonald's and you ask for some extra mayo, and they put too much on there.

I say I didn't order a "McCumshot."

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?

The orphanage.