Religion jokes
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
Memes
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
You are family.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Do you love God?
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.