Religion jokes
Do you love God?
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Taig
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Yo mama is so ugly that Satan started going to church!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Hanuman is a monkey.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.