Religion

Religion jokes

Church

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Difference

What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.

Porn star

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Indian

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

Let us prey.