Religion

Religion jokes

What’s a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?

Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One is for Sunday morning, and one is for Sunday night.

If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:

So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.