Religion jokes
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
What's the difference between Christianity and Scientology?
One is accepted as a cult by most people and the other has most people brainwashed.
What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?
Nothing.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
What's the difference between ICE and ISIS?
One of them says their prayers five times a day.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Are you a Muslim, because you're the bomb?
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
All the Muslims are pissed off because 24 hours after Chuck Norris went to heaven there were no more virgins left.