Religion jokes
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Do you love God?
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Hanuman is a monkey.