Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Jesus' Firewood
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Listen here, smarty pants. So, Jesus, right? He was nailed to a cross, which is a real drag. But get this, instead of just leaving the cross there, he torches it! Turns it into firewood for a hellish fire! Because nothing says 'I'm back' like burning the murder weapon, huh? You would probably leave it there. Dumbass.