Religion jokes

Nationalist

What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?

Jesus

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.

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God

T-Tank · 4 years ago

If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.

Just to ask the other guy.

Talk about a male supremacist religion.

Jaiden

Maq Ramirez · 7 years ago

Find Jaiden.

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Jaiden got lost after I looked for Jokes.

Also the Category is Jesus because Jesus got lost as well.

Platypus

big [fire] balls · 1 year ago

The image shows a platypus at the top, with the text "On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said..." underneath. Below that is an image of a cartoon God giving a thumbs up with the text "let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out".

T Rex

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years

A black and white drawing shows a large, mechanical T-Rex with metal parts and weapons. To the left, a figure in a robe raises their arms and yells "YEEESSSS!!!". To the right, a figure with mechanical arms holds a staff, and the caption reads "Praise the Omnissiah!".

God

TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago

A screenshot of a youtube video with the title "Top 10 Depictions of God in Film". The video's thumbnail shows a Bionicle character.

Jew

yourmomleft yourdadf · 3 years ago

No Jews?

Goat

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh

A goat stands outdoors with two rifles strapped to its side with a blue cloth. It's a medium shot with the goat in the center of the image. The goat is brown and white and has horns. The background is a field with trees in the distance. The text “Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh” is related to the image.

9/11

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

An aerial night view shows the Kaaba in Mecca during a pilgrimage, surrounded by a large crowd of people. An airplane flies low over the scene. The text overlay reads "9/11 revenge."

Jeep

Chriss · 2 years ago

Jesus put the forgis on the jeep

The image shows two separate scenes. The top scene shows an illustration of Jesus with long brown hair and a light pink robe, holding a book and looking to the side. Behind him are blurred figures, suggesting a crowd. The bottom scene features two cartoon characters, one a shirtless man with dark hair and the other a man in a hat and suit, looking shocked next to a black statue of a woman. These scenes are presented as two separate frames within the same image.

Revival

MisterDussel · 3 years ago

Jesus got a revival

The image shows a young man with a bandage over his eyes and tears running down his face, juxtaposed with a picture of Jesus behind him. The text on the image reads: "1,000 Blind People See For The First Time MrBeast".

Choice

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

i’d rather pick number 2

A four-panel image. In the top left, a circle character with a mouth open is shown with the text "Would you rather". In the bottom left, the same character is shown again with the text "But god said:". In the top right, the text "Satan wanted to go to heaven? hell" is written next to a stairway to the clouds with a small red figure on top. In the bottom right, a yellow character with a cross shape is shown next to the text "You are a disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!!!!".

Church

stillwaiting.. · 3 years ago

The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

Vibe

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A young man with a beard, wearing a hoodie, smiles slightly while looking at the camera. He appears relaxed, leaning against a surface. Text overlays the bottom part of the image: The vibe when I'm listening to Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church W

Sex

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a tweet that reads "stop being horny. find jesus @stopthehorny. I am CRYING because people have sex. Please stop." The tweet was posted on April 4, 2021, at 6:02 PM via Twitter for iPhone. It has 737 retweets, 49 quote tweets, and 2,557 likes.

Pair

KIM💬 · 3 years ago

NEW NUCHUCKS

Two men are wearing nun costumes. They have white bibs and black habits. One of them has a small piece of paper attached to his chest that says "Chuck". The other has one as well, that says "Chuck". Above them it says, "A PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS".

Hate

Shitpost master-general · 6 months ago

Z!on!sts

A two-panel image meme depicting religious antagonism. On the left, a caricature of an Orthodox Jewish man with a black hat and beard, marked by a Star of David above him, says, "I hate you with every fiber of my being." On the right, a young boy with a halo and a Christian cross above him gives a thumbs-up and replies, "I know, I read the Talmud."

Human

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from ChatGPT showing a list titled "Top 10 Greatest Humans of All Time." The list begins with "1. Jesus Christ," followed by bullet points noting his impact on history, the billions who follow his teachings, and his symbolism of love, forgiveness, and sacrifice. The list continues with "2. LeBron James."

God

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A person in a hospital bed surrounded by a vast array of medical equipment, including monitors, tubes, and pumps. Text overlay reads: "religious people will see this and say 'He's in God's hands now'". A watermark in the lower left says "@anti_theist_v1.0".

Religion memes

Community talk

Cosmo idk

2 months ago

So if y'all haven't noticed i was gone for the weekend Basically it was just like a regional convention for my Jewish youth group Basically to sum up what happened is well I started wearing this Jamaican hat-wig for funnies Kinda like fell hard for a girl (like really really fell for her) Ate shitty meals Did like this event for senior members where we did this got seat thing and i was asked which girls among the sen… Read more

Orlaith

3 months ago

Y'all misonrys just knocked on my door and started speakign to me ajhbsgavb what?

Orlaith

3 months ago

When you get the holy ghost and start speaking in tongues 🥹

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