Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke plays on the words "second coming" and "second cumming". "Second Coming" refers to the Christian belief about Jesus returning to Earth, and "second cumming" refers to our boy Jimmy being a lil' too excited. See, you thought "cumming" was just a typo, didn't you, dummy?