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me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

Frog

Haha

The image is split into two panels. On the left, the text says "God", and below that is a picture of a man with a tense expression. On the right, the text says "Dinos", and below that is a picture of a cat looking sad and distressed. Above these two panels, the text says "angel: Hey God, catch! *throws meteor* God: *drops the meteor*"

Inessa :)

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel shows two penguins staring with big eyes, and the text reads, "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom panel depicts a child holding up a cross with a confused expression and the text reads, "The ghost in my room: How the flip can u see mE?! U need God".

God Pt.2

Yay

The image displays the text "Love is Love" with three categories: "Not Race", "Not Age", and "Not Religion". Each category is depicted with stick figures showing different skin colors, ages (10 and 36), and religions (Christian and Jewish). Below, a close-up of the age depiction is shown and at the very bottom is an image of a fish character with a disgusted look.

Heroin Monkey

Two rhinos are in the middle of mating with the word "priests" over the one on top, and "kids" over the one on the bottom, a photographer is taking photos of them and the text above him says "upset Christians", in the top right corner it reads "Olympics ceremony".

✨Jassy✨

SAY IT OR YOUR GOING TO HELL

A cat with a yellow Croc on its head, looking like a hat. Text on the image says, "You have been visited by the cat pope, don't scroll without say amen."

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?

A meme with a green dinosaur with a pondering expression. Above the dinosaur is the text: "If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God..." Below the dinosaur is the text: "Did Mary have a little lamb?"

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

👼😞

A statue of an angel with its hand over its face, looking disappointed. The text reads, "I have a feeling that My guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

A Star Wars Fan

A digitally altered image shows a scene from Star Wars with Kylo Ren holding a red lightsaber. Opposite him is an anime-style depiction of Jesus with long brown hair and a white robe, wielding a green lightsaber in the shape of a cross.

EnochTyr

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

Its Just Me :)

me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:

The image is blurry and dark, it shows a person with their face close to the camera, the text above the image says "me at 3:00 trying to summon jesus:"

𝐋𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐬

Nunchucks!

Two nuns are used as handles of a nunchuck. The two nuns are connected by the chain.

DADDY sus aka the king

godd

The image is split into two sections. The top part shows two cartoon penguins looking straight ahead with blank expressions. A translucent image of one penguin is layered on top of the other. The caption above reads: "Me zoned out staring at a fixed point:". The bottom part shows a boy holding up a wooden cross and raising one hand in a defensive gesture. His expression is one of surprise and mild fear. The caption above the boy reads: "The ghost in my room:". The captions around the boy read: "How the flip can u see me?!" and "U need God".

Inessa :)

6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were

The image shows a four-panel grid of a woman with a confused expression. In the background, there are mathematical formulas and a drawing of a cone. The formulas are: "y=ax²+bx+c", "(x,x)=-b/2a" and "V=1/3πr²h".

Willy b

The image shows five religious traditions with associated quotes about love. Christian is paired with "God is Love," Judaism with "Love is God's Way," Buddhism with "Love is a Gift," and Hinduism with "Love is Truth." Islam is juxtaposed with a quote that says "Fight all the infidels until they worship Allah." There is a user tag @israeli.dude in the bottom right corner and the name John Smith in the bottom left.

MEME LORD

A woman wearing a hijab sits on a train. In front of her is a shopping bag with the words "Bringing home the BACON" printed on it. Above the image the text says, "I don't think she is".

Heroin Monkey

An Amish man wearing a straw hat and blue shirt is falling through a hole in the floor, with flames rising around him. He appears surprised and is raising his hands. The floor is surrounded by several voting machines. The text on the image reads: "U.S. NOV 5, 2024. Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine."

Tucker

The image shows a painting of Jesus with an extremely muscular physique. He is wearing a white tank top and is sitting at a table with a pot labeled "100% GAIN". The text at the bottom reads: "Jesus after lifting my sins."

αmy

pinkie pie vs jesus who y’all betting on

A photo shows two individuals in costume facing each other, ready to fight. One is dressed as Pinkie Pie from "My Little Pony", and the other is dressed as Jesus, with a white robe and brown hair. They are in a hallway with other people in the background.

Chri5

woken

The image shows two men in what appears to be a wrestling setting. In the background, a text says "Christians and non Christians having enough of wokey". In the front, the text says "god is a 'they'".

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