Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
When God make white people he said, "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT!"
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
When did Jesus die?
On Luan Day hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LOUD HOUSE wink wink.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Taig
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
