Religion

Religion jokes

Game

    • Me playing a game........ What, did God just stop our hearts because he didn't kill everybody?

    Preacher

    • An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrament.

    The person living there points and says, "Begone, foul blood-drinker!"

    And promptly the preacher bursts into flames, leaving nothing but ash.

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    • Religion memes

    Glory Hole

    • How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

    Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

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    • Pastor

    • One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.

    He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.

    So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"

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    • Kid

    • So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

    The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

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