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Life

1 year ago
A fish wearing a yellow hard hat and holding a saw, with the text: "All my life I've been a carpenter. But the 'Enter' is silent."
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    • Poll

    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube poll. The poll question, in white capital letters, asks: "WHO IS MORE SMASHABLE!?!?!??!?!" Below the question are two options. The top option features a headshot of Pusha T, a Black man with short dreadlocks, looking directly at the camera. Next to his picture, his name "Pusha T" is displayed, and a progress bar shows 58%. The bottom option features a full-body shot of Sabrina Carpenter, a white woman with long blonde hair, wearing a dark, possibly sheer, outfit and kneeling on a stage, looking over her shoulder. Next to her picture, her name "Sabrina Carpenter" is displayed, and a progress bar shows 42%. At the very bottom, it states "2.8K votes".
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    • Jewish

    2 years ago

    Hopefully you all had a happy Easter. I did not do anything

    A cartoon image of Tom the cat wearing a roman helmet and reading a newspaper with a surprised expression on his face. The text above reads: "when that hippie jewish carpenter you literally just crucified is walking around talking to people."
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    Guy

    8 years ago

    The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

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    • Yo mama

    7 years ago

    Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

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    • Interview

    7 years ago

    How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!

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