I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.
Cow Praise
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how some countries, like India, revere cows. So, instead of straight-up cussin' someone out, the joke teller is sayin' their country's values (praising cows) are stoppin' them. It's like sayin', "I'd insult you, but I have standards"... or rather, my country does, you wouldn't know anything about standards, would you?