The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
A fireman a policeman and a carpenter went on a fishing trip, the fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers and they are half brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father but they are not brothers, how is this possible?
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Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
Why are carpenters never horny after work? Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
Who was the first carpenter??? Eve,,,,, she made Adam's banana stand...
Jesus is the worst just joking he is the best Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle Jesus comes from Bethlehem😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
If Jesus had a gun what would it be.. A nail gun.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
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