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Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?

The second nightstand.

How did the carpenter do on his interveiw? He nailed it!