Relationship

Relationship jokes

Fish

    • There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

    Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

    (Answer)

    There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

    If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

    Dream

    • Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.

    My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.

    So did my friend on the right.

    I had a dream of skiing.

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    • Website

    • I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

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    • Relationship memes

    Phone Number

    • So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

    Lap

    • You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!

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    • Stain

    • What's the difference between me and you?

    I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

    Truck

    • Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.

    Toy

    • My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

    Marijuana

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

    Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"

    Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,

    But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

    Shooter

    • So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

    And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.