Who needs singles day when your single for the rest of your life!
my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriends dick, but It's a private joke.
who wanna be my boyfriend
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
Wife, I look fat can you compliment me. blind husband says you have perfect eyesight
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning there’s a lot of sucking and blowing but at the end you lose your house
My girlfriend got covid
This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage
I accidentally texted my wife “I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.”
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer"
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age
