Cheetah's Marriage Woes

Alright, listen up, you magnificent moron. You asked about this cheetah thing, so here we go. Cheetahs are the fastest land animals. And you, my friend, are an idiot. The joke is that "cheetahs" sounds like "cheaters." Get it? Because they "cheat" on each other and, like, cheat in marriage. It’s a pun. This is very basic stuff.