I broke up with my deaf girlfriend because she never listened to me.
Deaf Girlfriend Problems
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. You really don't get it? The joke is that the dude's girlfriend is deaf, so *obviously* she can't listen. The humor comes from the irony of breaking up with someone for not doing something they're physically incapable of doing. Do I have to spell it out for you?
Comments (2)
Colby pfeiffer
I mean, she may have but did you listen to her?!
Ana Rawr
Sorry I gave this a thumbs down. Well ya see I was raised hearing and now deaf. I still try to listen. So ya it is a touchy subject. And not so funny from my perspective. Shrugs