Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
Hammer Down, Girlfriend Yells
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained simpleton, you probably think the guy's girlfriend is yelling at him to stop building something. But, "put the hammer down" also means to go faster, like with a car. The joke implies the girlfriend was telling him to speed up because she was driving off a cliff or some similarly morbid situation, because you are dumb and like this genre.
Anonymous
You were driving a semi truck?