My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude whose ex-girlfriend was an orphan. He's saying that her being an orphan should have been a warning sign because if her own parents didn't want her, why would he? It's a dark joke about abandonment and bad relationship choices. Based.