Orphan Ex

  • My ex was an orphan as a child.

    I should have taken that as the first sign.

    If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude whose ex-girlfriend was an orphan. He's saying that her being an orphan should have been a warning sign because if her own parents didn't want her, why would he? It's a dark joke about abandonment and bad relationship choices. Based.

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