If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing and then your house will be gone
After every line, say “I’m a man.” I went to the club. (I’m a man) I met a girl. (I’m a man) I took her to the bar. (I’m a man) We got some drinks. (I’m a man) I took her home. (I’m a man) We got in bed. (I’m a man) She whispered in my ear, (I’m a man)
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
What does a canabolist do after he dumps his girlfriend??
He wipes his butt
There’s no I in sex but there’s a U in cum
why does my dad hate me ? really please tell me im tired of the constant abuse and pain.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
What’s the difference between a loser and a paper? A girl actually dates the paper.
Whats the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
It's not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE
i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea? Husband : No, I like after "T"! .............. It means: the letter "U" : you!
What did the Chinese man say to the to his wife? I'll chin you later
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A SEX-aphone.
