My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
The Wheelchair Breakup
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you genius. You see, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? The author's girlfriend dumped him because he didn't "stand up for her" in fights. Get it? This guy uses a wheelchair, which implies he can't literally stand up for anyone. The whole thing is a play on words mixed with a little self-deprecation. The punchline is he also used to be pushed around by her.
Anonymous
You in a wheel chair? Lol