Relationship jokes

What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both never get erect.

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.

I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.

And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?

What do you call useless skin on a penis?

A man.

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.

Your mom is hot.

Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.

Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.

Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.

What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?

Down bad.

Your mom is a mom!

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.

I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...

Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?

They have no one to call "daddy."

What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?

One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.