Relationship

Relationship jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue. Get over here so I can fuck you.

Memes

Orphan

Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.

Name

My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.

Cake

Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan get married? It doesn't have its parents' blessing.

Knife

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

Family

You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!

Marriage

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

Girlfriend

My girlfriend left me for spending my own money. I buy this bitch thousands upon thousands of dollars worth of stuff, but I spend 100 dollars on a prostitute, she leaves me.