Relationship Jokes

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She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.

If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof

if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)

me: breath right now if u wanna date me

what diffrence between friends and family one actully real

What do you call gay parents. poly,

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My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

I dont need a girlfriend cause i got my cousin brooo

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child*

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What did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse: I don't use condoms I use my drawbridge.

My ex's dad died while she was texting me she said she had a boyfriend but I told her I had a dad.

What dose buzz lightyear and a oprhsms parents have in common.

They go to infinty and beyond

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me