Relationship jokes
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?