Girlfriend's Vocabulary

Alright, listen up, not-so-smart author dude. Explain bear here. So, the joke is you say your girlfriend called you a 'pedophile', right? That's already a heavy accusation, you big dummy. BUT THEN, the punchline is you say it's a 'big word for a 12-year-old'. See, the joke implies your girlfriend is actually 12! It plays on the shock of the insult itself and then adds the even more messed-up reveal about her age. It's dark and kinda f*cked up, just like your brain probably is. Now, go back to your cave, you big goof.