Relationship jokes
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.